Seit ein paar Jahren schreibe ich mir auf, was die Kommentatoren bei HotS-Turnieren alles so von sich geben. Ein paar Sachen sind auch durchaus witzig, wenn man das Spiel nicht kennt oder mag
"This is Heroes of the Storm, a massive party at the bush."
"JHow is already still being here."
"I wonder about those Stitches hooks. Is he gonna yank a tank, hurt a bird or free a tree?"
[Das fand ich besonders clever, weil es gegen 2 Tanks, Falstad auf seinem Vogel und Malfurion, der einen Treant beschwören kann, ging]
"Just beat your teammate with a penguin."
"Roll20 has a global advantage because Brightwing is a non-existing global that is global."
"Keeping their lives alive... Er... Yeah, that's usually how I prefer my lives."
"And then of course Genji, because killing people is a good thing... ... ...In Heroes of the Storm!!!"
"In all my years of commentating... I say all my years, that's a total of... one."
"Well exploded, my son."
"Everyone lives with no health."
"...except for the Japanese archer, who is running away like a coward." (Kurze, nachdenkliche Pause) "But a living coward!"
"It's probably good. But it's probably still not very good."
"Sometimes it's about having that control point... control?"
"No, they go for the Lunara. Cool." (Pause, dann völlig verwirrt) "Why though?!"
"You don't need armour when your enemies are dead."
A: "Tychus was the best choice for Ballistix."
B: "But why?!"
A: (brüllt) "Because they couldn't do ANYTHING ELSE!"
"They function similarly, but very, very different."
"He has no waveclear. He can stand there and see minions die, but that's about it."
"He died to a crucial amount of damage that was in excess of his current health pool."
A: "Skogsapor is actually Swedish for 'forest apes'."
B: "Yeah, and Never Lucky is English for 'They have really good luck'."
"He bravely ran away."
"It's a 5 vs 5... Make that a 4 vs 5 as Muradin gets..." (kurze Pause, dann verdattert) "Alived?!"
[im Interview] "I don't really have a question for you. Just keep talking. It's funny."
"It's a deadly charge, and it has been deadly. He charged them and deaded them."
"Talouf is low on the left side, and everyone else is low on the right."
"If it ain't broke, keep killing them with it."
"This end right here won't actually end."
[Die Teammitglieder werden normalerweise nach dem Muster "(Spieler) on (Charakter)" vorgestellt]
"On the left hand side, we have Legacy on... pause."
"They've played a lot of heroes so far, but their winningest heroes are..."
"My literal analysis at this point was: Yeah. It's Qhira. She's a hero."
"They were too far forward and didn't respect the crowd control of Crowd Control."
A: "Guesswhoiam [ein Spielername]... Guess where he is. He's respawning."
B: "He's everywhere."
"Deathwing is just a big piñata. Hit him and XP falls out."
"Countering the double soak with an even double-er soaker."
"He solo-kills Deckard with two people helping him, so I guess probably not a solo kill..."
"There's a situation going on everywhere."
"He just took a couple of 10,000 points of damage."
"If it wasn't my job to talk, I'd be speechless."
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to being 3:0'd by Crowd Control."
A: "Are you reading this from somewhere?"
B: "Yeah, from my brain."
A: "You can't give Medivh over to Hosty because you don't give Medivh over to Hosty."
B: "And why not? Because you don't do it."
"Oh! Kure! Does he have... things? Yes, he gets away with the thing."