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6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
24. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to summon 50,000 Blue Whales.
28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'can lick their eyebrows'
49. Not allowed to blow up the Death Star before that snotty farm kid gets his shot.
50. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs' cave instead of exploring it first.
64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"
71. There is no 'annoy' setting on a phaser
80. When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.
81. A picture of my ex-wife is not an acceptable backup weapon.
90. My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay
106. I do not have weapon proficiency in cat.
107. There is no such game as Wereshark the Buffet.
112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.
118. I will pick a more traditional paladin weapon instead of a sledgehammer.
122. The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.
134. The King's Guards official name is not "The Royal Order of the Red Shirt"
160. I will not load any gatling weapon with nothing but paint rounds.
190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden.
194. When the other guy picks swords for the choice of weapons, that does not leave me pistols.
280. Thermonuclear hand grenades do not exist in any genre except Paranoia.
311. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot start the game as pope.
318. Vampiric cows are not the fast food innovation of the future.
323. I cannot start the game with a highly contagious deadly disease.
325. Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept.
332. I cannot spend character points to buy imaginary friends.
333. I cannot fistinate anybody, whatever the hell that means.
334. Pinball is not a specialization for wizards.
338. Any character named El Robotico Jiraffe de Fuego is begging to be vetoed.
345. I don't have weapon proficiency in elf, either.
349. Power Word: Beer Me is not a real spell.
352. When I choose my wizard's familar, Belgians are not a legal choice.
355. My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"
358. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot make a character that gets double XP per game for showing up.
366. Female minotaurs do not have udders. This issue is closed.
373. It is bad form for the queen to see my nipples.
377. My character is required to have a minimum wisdom of 10, that way I have no excuses.
378. I can cannot give my character the moniker "Tim the Barbarian". Especially since he's the bard.
379. I am to stop asking the elf to put a good word in for me with Santa.
380. I cannot use the ventriloquism skill to convice the fighter his new sword is a magical talking one.
384. The titles "Viking" and "Obstretrician" are mutually exclusive.
389. My samurai is not required to commit seppuku if he fails to hit the monster.
399. When I have to pick a starting dementia, Stockholm Syndrome is not appropriate.
401. When a virgin sacrifice is demanded I will not look knowingly at the paladin, netrunner or Hermetic.
411. It is bad form to shoot a god while he's monologuing.
414. If my stats are STR10 DEX10 CON8 INT16 WIS17 CHA15 I'd better not be the half-orc barbarian.
423. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a duck.
425. Chainsaws and butter churns filled with bees do not use the same weapon skill.
437. From now on my Highlander will refrain from dancing the Can-Can.
443. Zombies are not infectious in D&D. So I should stop shooting PCs in the head if they are bitten.
444. Whether it's fair or not, my thief will not insist we take turns checking for traps.
449. I will not switch to an entirely new class every single time I level.
460. I'd better have a real good excuse for being a necromancer if I'm lawful good.
461. Tasha's Uncontrollably Hideous Sister is not a real spell.
462. 1st Watch is not for accordion practice.
466. 3rd Watch is not clothing optional.
467. There is no 'accidentally' slipping a Smite Evil into a pillow fight.
470. Sarcasm is wasted on Imperial Stormtroopers.
484. If the word 'Mullet' appears anywhere on my samurai's character sheet, he's vetoed.
491. If my Faith is 4 and your Faith is 2, that doesn't mean Jesus loves me twice as much.
494. I will not use a time machine to invade Germany on September 2, 1939 by surprise, securing Dutch domination of Europe.
496. While Bardic music can increase skill rolls, bad jazz adds nothing to seduction rolls.
500. My superhero will not spend points to fly just because he's too lazy to walk.
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